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[sassguard]

"You've reached Commander Shepard."

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[sassguard]

Of course it's going to feel weird if you call it e-stalking.

[khajidont]

That's what it is! Calling it something else won't change that.

Ooookay so that's you, me, Fire Princess (is that her real name or is that a nickname), Ellie, Isaac and Kasumi?

[Ellie and Isaac aren't party people, Jaime doesn't know what Flame Princess is like, and Kaidan's Kaidan.

Oh god, maybe this is a bad idea.]

Is that it?

Is he going to like this?

[sassguard]

It's called doing research.

And that's her ID on the network. I don't really know if she goes by anything else. There's also Edward Elric.

[ He doesn't think Olivier's much of one for parties, especially not now. When Jaime puts it like that, though... ]

He works a lot harder than I do at reaching out to people. That can't be right.

[khajidont]

Okay there's Ed... That's a lot of people who were at your meeting. Major ? Olivier [She's scary. It's almost as if she'll come and grab him if he addresses her wrong, even in a text to an unrelated party.] And that dark haired guy were there too. The one Edward was arguing with?

[sassguard]

Major General, technically. [ A weird rank, honestly. ] And that was Colonel Mustang.

That's enough people for a party, isn't it?

[khajidont]

I think so. Do you want to text them or should I?

[sassguard]

It would probably be faster if we split it up.

[khajidont]

I'll take Ellie and Isaac

[THEY'RE EASY.]

And Flame Princess I guess? You can tell the people in your crew and all those other military guys.

You can help pay for the food right?

[sassguard]

I can cover all of it. You're providing the place, and I've been working a lot of overtime recently.

[khajidont]

Are you sure? This will probably be the biggest part of my present for him so I don't mind chipping in. If you do though I can at least pick up some decorations

[He just doesn't have enough money to feed biotics. You pigs!]

[sassguard]

It's fine. I've been working a lot of overtime anyway.